I have the answer.....

[DARKsyde]

DAmn it,I can't stop laughing. This is so hysterically phunny. *LOL* *G*

[LiQuiDreaM]

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ok, ok i admit
it was kinda funny, and i did chuckle a little when i read it.
i think Jesus even might have smirked on that one...lol

[The Lady Belle]

No offense?..Good..

Its just I personally dont believe that Jesus has ALL the answers..but that is my belief and I dont force it on people..

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...
Death Defying

[Lefty]

I myself am not a believer. Issues. But I have found respect for people who do. As long as they don't try to convert me. And most respect me like I do them.

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The question seldom addressed is where Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an even more embarassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle.

Terry Pratchett

[LiQuiDreaM]

lol no, i'm not offended...thank you guys for your respect though... you're right Jesus doesn't have all the answers...God does! lol

[Xenia]

if jesus has all the answers...then why do ppl ask him pver and pver again for the same stuff
hehehe...just a question....no offense either
i do believe faith is good tho..im spritual..
not religious

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wont you listen to me Sam he's a devil not a man and he spreads the burning sand with water......... cool.......... clear.......... water

[Lefty]

Hmm. A being with all the answers. Intriguing. But it would be a disappointment if I die and I meet a or the god and it does have a question. Like "where are you going?" or "I thought I warned you to stay out of my pool."

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"Don't say it!" said the Senior Wrangler. "Shut up!"
People never told the Archchancellor to shut up. Shutting up was something that happened to other people. He shut up out of shock.

Terry Pratchett

[Myra]

I believe in god and believe in Jesus...but its all in my own way and I worship in my own way... I dont want people nockin on my door I dont want people telling my i'm gonna burn in hell because I had sex before marriag *gasp* yes! And I dun want people telling me that I'm an Idiot for letting my kids go to church with the little girl up the street on a "heaven forbid" saturday!! *Gasp again* I figure what the heck? If they enjoy it who am I to tell them no? Sorry ..... Its somethign that bugs me... I mean why is it so bad?

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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

[Lefty]

Exactly. My parents are religious and we grew up in a reformed community in the north. On sundays we used to have the swimming pool all for ourselves, cos the people there said swimming was working, and one shouldn't work on sundays. The hilarious thing is they didn't fear God, but eachother. A lot of them could be found in a swimmingpool in a nearby town. I still think they were sad people, examining every life but their own. That's not the way. I say: believe in your own way. If I'm not mistaken, God won't mind.

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No naked little men sat on the summit dispensing wisdom, because the first thing the truly wise man works out is that sitting around on mountaintops gives you not only haemorroids but frostbitten haemorroids.

Terry Pratchett

[LiQuiDreaM]

Wow! you guys, i agree with you...i have a friend who goes to church on saturday and i go to church on sunday...and God doesn't care what day you go to church on, just as long as you go. people have become so obsessed with religion and man's tactics that they have forgotten why they even have a religion and children are growing up believing what they have been taught, not what they believe for themselves...and that shouldn't be...